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تاریخ:جمعه 11 شهریور 1390-09:35 ب.ظ

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جک و جرج هر دو بیمار یک آسایشگاه روانى بودند. یکروز همینطور که در کنار استخر قدم مى زدند

 جرج  ناگهان خود را به قسمت عمیق استخر انداخت و به زیر آب فرو رفت.

جک  فوراً به داخل استخر پرید و خود را در کف استخر به جرج رساند و او را از آب بیرون کشید.

وقتى دکتر آسایشگاه از این اقدام قهرمانانه جک  آگاه شد، تصمیم گرفت که او را از آسایشگاه مرخص کند.

جک را صدا زد و به او گفت: من یک خبر خوب و یک خبر بد برایت دارم. خبر خوب این است که مى توانى از آسایشگاه بیرون بروى، زیرا با پریدن در استخر و نجات دادن جان یک بیمار دیگر، قابلیت عقلانى خود را براى واکنش نشان دادن به بحرانها نشان دادى و من به این نتیجه رسیدم که این عمل تو نشانه وجود اراده و تصمیم در توست.

 و اما خبر بد این که بیمارى که تو از غرق شدن نجاتش دادى بلافاصله بعد از این که از استخر بیرون آمد

 خود را با کمر بند حولة حمامش دار زده است و متاسفانه وقتى که ما خبر شدیم او مرده بود.

جک  که به دقت به صحبتهاى دکتر گوش مى کرد گفت: او خودش را دار نزد. من آویزونش کردم تا خشک بشه...



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